It’s Better Than Watching Grass Grow

A commercial traveler, having missed the bus, found himself with two hours to spend in Brushville. He approached an ancient porter.

Traveling Man: “Got a picture show here?”

Porter: “Nope.”

Traveling Man: “A pool room or library?”

Porter: “Nope.”

Traveling Man: “Well, how on earth do you amuse yourselves?”

Porter: “We go down to the grocery store in the evenings. They have a new bacon slicer.”

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